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These are all the email notifications i've received from FB via email since i've taken my leave of absence:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get a clue, Facebook. We are taking a break. I know you miss me, but I really wish you'd quit drunk emailing me at 9 AM every day. It makes you look pathetic...